Grocery Stores: According to Daniel and The Blonde

 A multiple dimension in which time warps; a place where you may lose yourself in the everlasting aisles of options, labels and prices, carts, people and check out lines.  If you've ever played Old School Nintendo's "Zelda" and got to walking around in the Lost Woods then you might have an idea of what we're  talking about here. Basically a time sucker. Do not enter if you need to be anywhere on time.